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Funny stories

Thảo luận trong 'Anh văn kỹ thuật' bắt đầu bởi truongthinhs, 24 Tháng mười hai 2006.

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    Just some short stories for fun! to relax, my friends.

    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
    Teacher: What sign?
    Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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    Teacher: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
    Little Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

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    Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    Little Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    Teacher: No, that's wrong
    Little Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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    eacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
    Little Johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!!
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Little Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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    Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
    George: Here it is!
    Teacher: Correct. Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
    Little Johnny: George!

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    Teacher: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Little Johnny: Me!

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    Teacher: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
    Little Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    Little Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    Little Johnny: Your name on this report card.

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    Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    Little Johnny! : Don't bite any.

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    Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Little Johnny: I is...
    Teacher: No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."
    Little Johnny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Little Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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    Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    Little Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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    Little Johnny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    Father: No. Why do you ask that?
    Little Johnny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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    Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
    Little Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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    Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
    Little Johnny: Brotherly love.

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    Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
    Little Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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    Teacher: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
    Little Johnny: No, Teacher, it's the same dog!

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    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Little Johnny: A Teacher!!

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