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The diffences between boys and girls

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    <span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">The diffences between boys and girls</span></span>

    <span style="color:#6600CC">Guys drink to forget about the girl..
    Girls drink to think back about the guy..

    Guys can forget, but cannot forgive.
    Girls can forgive, but cannot forget.

    Guys care the most about the quantity of love.
    Girls care the most about the quality of love.

    Guys break-up when they feel love from another girl.
    Girls break-up when they feel the feeling of separation from her man..

    Guys feel curiosity towards all girls.
    Girls feel curiosity towards guys who care interested in her.

    When guys are heartbroken, they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl.
    When girls are heartbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another guy.

    Guys wish to be her first love.
    And girls wish to be his last love.</span>

    <span style="color:#FF6666"><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%">Funny poem!</span></span>

    <span style="color:#6600CC">I wrote your name on sand, it got wahsed
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
    I wrote your name on my heart and i got heart attack.

    God saw me hungry, he created pizza
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
    He saw me in dark, he created light
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.

    The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
    If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

    Roses are red, violet are blue
    Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but laughing at you.

    When your life is in the darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from darkness
    And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
    please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!</span>

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